Make a Limerick, Win a Key For The Crew

[MadManCK]

This contest does not involve racing, but some creativity
I have 1 PC key and 1 XB1 key for the best limerick A limerick consists of 5 lines. The first 2 and last line need to rime and the 3rd and 4th as well.

Something like this:
"There once was a member who won a free Crew
He told us thereafter this is what i will do
I will play the whole night
accept every invite
And say with a smile i thank you" Ok not the best rimez, but it is not my native language. This is just to have some fun and to
give away a Game Key for The Crew Have fun



This rime contest is now closed. Winner will be announced on Sunday 14th at 14.00 CEST

PS It has to be a limerick. Random rimes wont count. And don't make me use a profanity filter, lol

Remember that we can only award one The Crew key per member.
So if you won one already you only compete for the lolz

[Bez]

Awesome, I can't wait to see what this brings.

[MadManCK]

Over 40 views and nobody even made an attempt to create a Limerick to win a Free Crew Game

[Ryzza5]

There once was a guy who went out of his way
To write a limerick for MadManCK
The rhyming part was easy,
If not a little cheesy
But it's all for a game that's fun to play

[MadManCK]

[Bez]

Post away to win the crew game
It doesn’t matter if the rhyming lame
I’m only posting here
to get your arse into gear
To lose out now would be a shame

(come on guys )

[Trypticon8]

There was once man who had swig
He's a man who likes to jig
He thinks he's so damn big
He says he's got a wig
And he really looks like Stig


Stig is a guy from Top Gear, who always wears a helmet but i ran out of words so i said screw it

Also sign me up for lamest rhymes of the year lel

[Whoamus]

There once was a man from Nantucket, oop's that is for a different forum

There is a new game called The Crew
A racer all shiny and new
You have the whole USA
To go out and play
So quit reading limericks and go do

[Sonneillon]

There is a new game called The Crew
A racer all shiny and new
You have the whole USA
To go out and play
So quit reading limericks and go do

Best one so far.

[Ryzza5]

And not a single rhyming reference to poo!