Tdudrivetime

Yes, i've resurrected the hi-larious classic from the original forums!
You know you've been playing TDU2 too much if you go into the UCD and start to wonder how Jude broke his leg [and why it's still broken after 2yrs 4months]

• when you still think Eden will fix it, even if they are closed
  when you start to count in TDU days
  when you see a Veyron IRL and call the owner a ramming n00b
  when your beard has grown into your controller

Judes Braces are:

• An insurance scam
  A place to smuggle illegal Ferrari Tuning Parts
  A cover to hide he was bitten by Miamis Doggy
  An alibi not to race as he is a chicken rat

Good times

If you can't wait to see just how astronomically low the ratings are for Solar Crown on TV.
If you are still waiting to be called back for season two of Solar Crown, since you won and all.

• If you find out the entrance to the casino is not Rollator friendly
  If that nice young lady in the lobby reminds you of Marilyn Monroe
  If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies
  If you ask at the Airport where you can get your frequent flyer discount
  If you start to drive, but forgot where you were heading

MadManCK wrote:If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies

aww heck no they better be at least 160 proof for how much they cost!

eaustinn36 wrote:

MadManCK wrote:If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies

aww heck no they better be at least 160 proof for how much they cost!

Last time in the Casino i got a raffle in the first Cocktail. Bartender doesn't even understand when you need a drink, sigh

When you turn off your GPS and can navigate both islands with ease lol

dj_psycho_c wrote:When you turn off your GPS and can navigate both islands with ease lol

Guilty of this lol

I haven't used by GPS since Jan 2012

If you are so hooked to GPS, you can't find your car without it
If you consider asking Tess on a date
If you think that buddhists are violent drivers
If you're still searching for the Eden "E" on the hill across the Lighthouse
If you finally figured out Adam's secret
If you try to outrun a Police Car IRL and are wondered why you end up in jail instead of getting an Outlaw Merc
If you drive past a sandpile and wonder if you can make the jump to the next roof
If you drive through someones garden to save 0.1 sec time to get to the fuel station
If you drive close to other cars and wonder why they honk instead of adding FRIM Money to your account
If you try to resell a second hand car and are confused he won't give you more than you just paid