Tdudrivetime

On that note, I so wish there was a mod to bring the cops of TDU1 to TDU2, they were much nicer people to play with.

If you still think the TDU2 forums will be back up one day
If you start noticing that Jude hasn't aged a single day since you started playing
If you finally kick the Casino bartender in the cherries
If you think Atari will deal with ORC cheaters
If Steam takes TDU2 off the buying list
If you think Atari CS does actually care
If you start looking for shortcuts through gardens IRL
If you start wondering why those cars start honking and you wont get your FRIM bonus
If you try to escape from a Police chase by jumping of a cliff
If you try to use the return to road button on the wheel of your real car
If you get mad on your local dealer, because they won't let you test drive a Bugatti
if you keep posting in old TDU2 threads

If you keep watching the trailers hoping that the game can still be as amazing as it deserves to be! (Granted, they were good trailers anyway)

If you impersonate GM.Jahia In game and pretend to be a mod to troll the veterans.

...if you custom painted every car.

dpuff wrote:...if you custom painted every car.

I can attest to that one!

If you've had a bikini car wash done and you insisted on blaring bang bang bang on the stereo while it was happening.

If you have a playlist with TDU2 songs that you listen to while driving your RL vehicle.

If you drive automatic and find your right hand moving to the stick while your left foot is searching for the non-existent clutch.

If you can tell what gear your automatic vehicle is in by your speed and rpm.

If you drive a lot every week and you spend some of your free time to do more driving in TDU2.

You pre-ordered the crew.

If you think that next DLC will be awesome
If you lose in a Vegas Poker Tournament, using TDU2 Poker tactics
If you win in a Vegas Poker Tournament, using TDU2 Poker tactics
If you are still wondering why there are no girls in the carwash when you enter with your Ferrari
If you try to escape from Cops IRL by driving in circles around a roundabout on Ibiza
If you jump your Bugatti on a roof IRL and wonder why you sink through it
If you make an overtake combo and are mad that you did not get bonus FRIM
If you think you can do a trip around Oahu in 45 min IRL
If you finally found Robin Masters Villa
If you finally figured that the Hawaii Shirt is the same one from Magnum PI

If: "i'm in a house made of bacon"
If: "things are getting heated up"
If: "no luck this time"
If: "the Wilder bros are at it again"
If: "my daddy was a dj"
If: "you are driving in the wrong direction, please turn around"
If: "WELCOME!"

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If you see a person committing traffic violations and wonder why you haven't got a call from the Police yet (also applies to real TDU2, never get any calls)
If you combine your phone with your GPS
If you try to fast travel to a road and wonder why it didn't work
If you see a Bugatti IRL and say "h4x0r n00b!"
If you crash your car a load of times and wonder why you died instead of your car constantly starting to go left (happens if your car is heavily smashed in TDU2, happened to me on PC)
If you bring a keyboard into your car, press "T" and wonder why a chatbox didn't come up
If you think you have to be "Level 10" to go to Hawaii ("" between Level 10 is because level 10 dosen't exist IRL, no level does! )