Yes, i've resurrected the hi-larious classic from the original forums!
You know you've been playing TDU2 too much if you go into the UCD and start to wonder how Jude broke his leg [and why it's still broken after 2yrs 4months]
You know you've been playing TDU2 too much if......
- when you still think Eden will fix it, even if they are closed
when you start to count in TDU days
when you see a Veyron IRL and call the owner a ramming n00b
when your beard has grown into your controller
- An insurance scam
A place to smuggle illegal Ferrari Tuning Parts
A cover to hide he was bitten by Miamis Doggy
An alibi not to race as he is a chicken rat
- Gatorbait771
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If you can't wait to see just how astronomically low the ratings are for Solar Crown on TV.
If you are still waiting to be called back for season two of Solar Crown, since you won and all.
If you are still waiting to be called back for season two of Solar Crown, since you won and all.
PSN: Gatorbait771 (Level 70) and GTP_Gatorbait (Level 45) Club: TDU2 Legends UK
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If you pull out a car I don't own in my lobby, you'll meet my friend, the kick stick.
- If you find out the entrance to the casino is not Rollator friendly
If that nice young lady in the lobby reminds you of Marilyn Monroe
If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies
If you ask at the Airport where you can get your frequent flyer discount
If you start to drive, but forgot where you were heading
- eaustinn36
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aww heck no they better be at least 160 proof for how much they cost!MadManCK wrote:If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies
TDU2: eaustinn36 (xbox360)
Club: German Auto Club - Founder
Current Rank: 1st - no mods/hacks/cheats
Last time in the Casino i got a raffle in the first Cocktail. Bartender doesn't even understand when you need a drink, sigheaustinn36 wrote:aww heck no they better be at least 160 proof for how much they cost!MadManCK wrote:If you get drunk from drinking Fruit Smoothies
- dj_psycho_c
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- Gatorbait771
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Guilty of this loldj_psycho_c wrote:When you turn off your GPS and can navigate both islands with ease lol
PSN: Gatorbait771 (Level 70) and GTP_Gatorbait (Level 45) Club: TDU2 Legends UK
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If you pull out a car I don't own in my lobby, you'll meet my friend, the kick stick.
- eaustinn36
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- Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:07 am
- Location: NY
I haven't used by GPS since Jan 2012
TDU2: eaustinn36 (xbox360)
Club: German Auto Club - Founder
Current Rank: 1st - no mods/hacks/cheats
If you are so hooked to GPS, you can't find your car without it
If you consider asking Tess on a date
If you think that buddhists are violent drivers
If you're still searching for the Eden "E" on the hill across the Lighthouse
If you finally figured out Adam's secret
If you try to outrun a Police Car IRL and are wondered why you end up in jail instead of getting an Outlaw Merc
If you drive past a sandpile and wonder if you can make the jump to the next roof
If you drive through someones garden to save 0.1 sec time to get to the fuel station
If you drive close to other cars and wonder why they honk instead of adding FRIM Money to your account
If you try to resell a second hand car and are confused he won't give you more than you just paid
If you consider asking Tess on a date
If you think that buddhists are violent drivers
If you're still searching for the Eden "E" on the hill across the Lighthouse
If you finally figured out Adam's secret
If you try to outrun a Police Car IRL and are wondered why you end up in jail instead of getting an Outlaw Merc
If you drive past a sandpile and wonder if you can make the jump to the next roof
If you drive through someones garden to save 0.1 sec time to get to the fuel station
If you drive close to other cars and wonder why they honk instead of adding FRIM Money to your account
If you try to resell a second hand car and are confused he won't give you more than you just paid